Step 1 : Introduction to the question "Which U.S. state won't allow fake mustaches in church?"
...Keep your fake mustache at home if you go to church in Alabama. It's illegal to wear one with the intention of making people laugh. We’re not kidding! According to lawyers.com, there’s an archaic law in Alabama that makes it a crime “to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.” Alabama is not the only state with dumb laws on their books. It's illegal in Rehoboth, Delaware to whisper in church. You are not supposed to eat peanuts while attending religious services in Boston. And, supposedly, it's against the law to kill a housefly within 160 feet of a church in Ohio unless you have a license.
